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Prepare to be amazed and soiled.

 BREAKING NEWS!

You still suck!

Also: truth or consequences

Video drops soon!

Also, 
Viral sensation 

Kuma781
seen entering secret society headquarters!

(Can or does it have something to do
with the Queen's murder/decapitation?)

AND...

A rumbling is being heard from the Kave.

Is Kuma working on a solo album? Or is he just trying to kill you?
(This is something to ponder.)


Albuquerque Crime Report:

A noticeable spike in goat raping causes concern in the L.G.O.A.T.B. Community.

The amout of stank-ass bums increased 10 fold in 4 years.

ANAL BEADS FOUND IN FARTBUS'S REAR EXHAUST SLOWED TRAFFIC TO A CRAWL ON WEDNESDAY WITNESSES SAY. 

Dont drink the water! Screamed a bystander at this still soaked WKAVE reporter.

Stay tuned for more  scandalous  yet fascinating news from

THE KAVE.

"God bless you all!"-Kuma

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