Kave slide show
Welcome home to The Kave!
Prepare to be amazed and soiled.
BREAKING NEWS!
You still suck!
Also: truth or consequences
Video drops soon!
Also,
Viral sensation
Kuma781
seen entering secret society headquarters!
(Can or does it have something to do
with the Queen's murder/decapitation?)
AND...
A rumbling is being heard from the Kave.
Is Kuma working on a solo album? Or is he just trying to kill you?
(This is something to ponder.)
Albuquerque Crime Report:
A noticeable spike in goat raping causes concern in the L.G.O.A.T.B. Community.
The amout of stank-ass bums increased 10 fold in 4 years.
ANAL BEADS FOUND IN FARTBUS'S REAR EXHAUST SLOWED TRAFFIC TO A CRAWL ON WEDNESDAY WITNESSES SAY.
Dont drink the water! Screamed a bystander at this still soaked WKAVE reporter.
Stay tuned for more scandalous yet fascinating news from