Welcome home to The Kave!
Prepare to be amazed and soiled.

 BREAKING NEWS!

You still suck!

Also, 
Viral sensation 
Kuma781
seen entering secret society headquarters!
(Can or does it have something to do
with the Queen's murder/decapitation?)

AND...

A rumbling is being heard from the Kave.

Is Kuma working on a solo album? Or is he just trying to kill you?
(This is something to ponder.)

Albuquerque Crime Report:
A noticeable spike in goat raping causes concern in the L.G.O.A.T.B. Community.

Stay tuned for more  scandalous  yet fascinating news from

THE KAVE.

"God bless you all!"-Kuma

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